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elvis porn

Back cover of first pressing of Elvis’s Christmas Album, a promotional still from Jailhouse Rock.

Paper inner sleeve from an awful circa 1963 stereo repress of 50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong: Elvis’ Gold Records – Volume 2. The sleeve depicts all of the Elvis LPs available from RCA up until that point. Above, in the second row, we see a great run of Elvis’s pre-army heyday, before the movie soundtrack rot set in. Now that is Elvis (LP) porn.

From Films and Filming. March 1969. “Elvis Presley, after participating in a prison riot, suffers the severe punishment dealt out by a guard (Bill Hickman) in Richard Thorpe’s Jailhouse Rock .”

Elvis at seventy-five.

2001 is the ultimate trip

happy new year. 2001 or something or other.

starving hairdressers

Ad in Record Mirror. Christmas 1963.

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Ad on the back of Rudy Moore‘s Below the Belt LP. On Dooto Records. 1959.

the beach boys love you

The Beach Boys Love You

I was pretty jazzed to find this ad featuring The Beach Boys—in the middle of their “Brian’s Back” campaign—hocking car stereos not just because it features the classic line up all with great facial hair but also because the record they were pushing at the time was The Beach Boys Love You . Everyone always makes a big stink about Pet Sounds—and with good reason—but I think I like Love You more.

The Beach Boys Love You

I believe that this is the first album that Brian soley wrote and produced since he relinquished control of the group following the failed Smile sessions. When the other guys agreed to allow Brian to write again were they aware of how moog-fixated he’d become or that the material that he would hand them would be songs about Johnny Carson, rollerskating Lolitas and the solar system bringing wisdom? Anyway the record is fascinating and—even though it may take a little getting used to—is an unjustly overlooked corner of their rather large catalog.

Love You ad

If you’re unfamiliar with this 1977—well, I’ll call it a masterpiece of sorts, it can be found here. Be warned that Brian, Carl and Dennis are all in very poor voice with Dennis and Brian’s voices being in particularly ragged shape. Al, however, rather nails his take on (I kid you not) my favorite track, “Honking Down the Highway”. Don’t miss that “woo” and that “yeah” that he throws in or this ragged live version. Also watch out for “I Want to Pick You Up”, the creepiest song about touching a child this side of “Baby Greaser George”. I wish Danny Tanner and his boys had sung “I Want to Pick You Up” to Michelle. Finally, if the lyrics to “Mona” seem a bit made-up-while-going-along, here‘s a solo Brian demo that will dispell that assumption.

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Powerplay

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Orgy

March 1968.

gentry on my mind

The Nuts

This is the last of these guys. I hope that the person responsible for these ads was fired.

(knittin’ on) the dock of the bay

The Flock

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Bette Davis