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elvis

Look at this fantastic “24K-gold-plated bracelet featuring 37 charms that include 22 enameled images of Elvis in performance, letter charms that spell his name, and icons such as his guitar, the gates to Graceland, and his famous TCB logo. Genuine Swartovski crystal accents add glamour to this sparkling jewelry creation. A replica of Elvis’ signature hangs from the link bracelet, which adjusts to 8″. A stunning reminder of Elvis, this charm bracelet is an outstanding value at $199 and is backed by our 120-day guarantee. Plus you can pay in 5 convenient monthly installments of just $38.80 each.”

This is without a doubt the classiest, most beautiful thing that I have ever seen. I find myself often in need of being reminded of Elvis for some reason and, according to the item’s description, that is exactly what this is made for. And two hundred dollars seems a perfectly reasonable price for something so elegant and subtle.

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teenage youth

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84 wardour street

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october 1972

shamus

I found this small ad for a Burt Reynolds flick that I have never seen entitled Shamus in a 1972 magazine. That little illustration beneath Burt’s name really caught my eye but I couldn’t quite make out what was going on in it as the ad took up less than even a quarter of the magazine’s page.

Shamus

I blew the image up as best as I could and it is as ridiculous as I had hoped it would be. I’m going to have to check this movie out.

Shamus detail

wanda ephemera

I recently obtained this French card promoting Barbara Loden’s 1970 film Wanda. I have no idea what the exact purpose of cards like these are, but it is seemingly some sort of promotional thing. I’ve seen dozens of cards like this one (for other movies) on ebay over the years. They are often listed as post cards but this is larger than a conventional post card and is loaded with writing on the back. I always assumed that these things were vintage but this one makes mention of Loden’s death in 1980 and also of the year 2003! (I speak no French so as to what exactly occurred in 2003 and how the by-then-dead Marguerite Duras figures into it can only be ascertained by a Frenchman I suppose). Anyway, here it is:

Also, Don DeLillo for some reason wrote a little piece about Wanda a few weeks back for the Guardian. Check it out here.

UPDATE: The DeLillo article has been removed. No fear. I have a copy of it printed somewhere and I will post it as soon as I find it.

have you seen this?

Now that Christmas is over, I feel it is safe to post this ad that I keep seeing. It is for some sort of herbal male enhancement drug and uses some guy in Santa garb as an excuse for a whole sled-load of innuendo, some of which I don’t even get. Hopefully this won’t upset you too much.

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UPDATE: Weird. Magic Alex was in the news yesterday.

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irresponsible advertising

Ages ago, my friends and I used to drink 40s of St. Ides, a potent and, if I recall correctly, almost syrupy malt liquor. Good times. In the mid-nineties, Ides had a pretty amazing marketing campaign in which they hired big name rappers to record commercials promoting St. Ides usage. Here’s a(n unfortunately incomplete) pretty choice one featuring an atypically sluggish verse from Biggie Smalls:

The real hot deal though was a rare-ish promotional cassette that contained recordings of each of the commercials. My friend, Julio, had a copy of the cassette and loaned it to me and my then-(dorm)-roommate so we could make a pretty obnoxious answering machine message with it. For some reason, we chose the Nate Dogg ad. If I were to do it again, I would almost certainly choose the (first) Snoop one if only for the mention of the house full of hos. Anyway, and I apologize for this, here’s a video of the cassette. Skip to around the two minute, eight second mark to hear the ad that made the answering machine and confused Ken’s Nan to no end.

Sometime later, St. Ides introduced a new line of fruity, over-carbonated beverages called Special Brews. I only recall drinking them once and they tasted like shit, but that didn’t stop me from plastering my then-living room (I was out of the dorms by then—a turn of events not completely unrelated to the Special Brew incident) with posters promoting them. Unfortunately, the only image I could find of these classy posters has some website branded on it. Please don’t go to that website.