Category Archives: television

cute band alert

Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers. 1956.

soupy sales is dead

Soupy Sales

This dude is way before my time but I always thought this story was pretty cool (from wikipedia):

On New Year’s Day 1965, miffed at having to work on the holiday, Sales ended his live broadcast by encouraging his young viewers to tiptoe into their still-sleeping parents’ bedrooms and remove those “funny green pieces of paper with pictures of U.S. Presidents” from their pants and pocketbooks. “Put them in an envelope and mail them to me,” Soupy instructed the children. “And I’ll send you a postcard from Puerto Rico!” He was then hit with a pie.

Several days later, a chagrined Soupy announced that money was unexpectedly being received in the mail. He explained that he had been joking and announced that unreturnable contributions would be donated to charity. As parents’ complaints increased, WNEW’s management felt compelled to suspend Sales for two weeks. Young viewers picketed Channel 5. The uproar surrounding Sales’ suspension increased his popularity.

mrs slocombe is dead

Mollie Sugden as Mrs Slocombe

Insert joke about her pussy here. Mollie Sugden dead at eighty-six.

bea arthur is dead

National treasure and bawdy old broad Bea Arthur died today at 86. She’s gone, as dlisted so perfectly put it, “to the great big lanai in the sky.” Here‘s an obit.

overblown and silly

All hail Macca’s 1973 James Paul McCartney TV special!

Recorded during February and March 1973 and produced for ITV in the UK and ABC in the States, the James Paul McCartney TV special originally aired in the US on Monday, April 16, 1973. Someone has finally put this on youtube in its entirety and it is actually not that bad. The songs performed range from among Paul’s best (“Maybe I’m Amazed,” “Heart of the Country” and, um, “C-Moon”–yeah, I like that one) to among his absolute worst (“Mary Had a Little Lamb“). Watching it is a good way to kill an hour even if you’re only in it to gasp at the various hairdos and fashion missteps (how could McCartney go from being one of the most fantastically dressed people on the planet circa 1968 to dressing like the fullblown dipshit that he did a few years later?) but there are also some really surreal for prime time television moments the likes of which would never fly today (see the oddball interpretation of “Admiral Halsey”–oh, and, dare I say it, Linda looks kind of hot in the opening of that one too).

More with-it critics were predictably unimpressed with Melody Maker saying “McCartney has always had an ear and an eye for full-blown romanticism, and nothing wrong with that, but here he too often lets it get out and hand and it becomes overblown and silly.” When asked to comment, Lennon was surprisingly kind, “I liked parts of Paul’s TV special, especially the intro. The bit filmed in Liverpool made me squirm a bit. But Paul’s a pro. He always has been.”

I think that this is an outtake from the show. Paul singing “Heart of the Country.”

James Paul McCartney TV Guide

have you seen this?

Now that Christmas is over, I feel it is safe to post this ad that I keep seeing. It is for some sort of herbal male enhancement drug and uses some guy in Santa garb as an excuse for a whole sled-load of innuendo, some of which I don’t even get. Hopefully this won’t upset you too much.

who’s a man that we admire?

This might become a regular feature here. First up, late night charm merchant, life-long smoker and a man who’d be happy to pet your pussy if only you’d remove that damn cat, Johnny Carson.