on this day in lohan history

On this day in Lohan history nothing much was happening but Linds was in the news regardless. The year was 2006 and Lindsay was hard at work training for her next box office success. In I Know Who Killed Me (which I really did mean to see but, like so many of her other films, I never got around to), Lindsay was to play a strip-tease type person (I don’t know) and her training consisted of spending five weeks working with actual strippers learning how to do whatever it is that they do—I’m assuming pole dancing and whatnot.

Thankfully another personal email to friends leaked to the gossip media and from it we are able to gain some interesting insight into Lindsay’s training routine and her attitude toward the dancers who she was working with. “They’re all whorez, they’re all whorez . . . xcept for some obviously! So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cuntz now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”

According to a report in the New York Post, a few weeks later Lindsay found herself in New York City strip club Scores and put what she learned to good use in front of four hundred paying customers. Lindsay also gave a speech to an assembly of strippers in a bathroom where she apologized for her “whorez” missive. She then spent three hours working the pole and supposedly remained sober the whole while— this was around the time when she would regularly be photographed sporting Alcoholics Anonymous badges. Obviously there are no pictures available of the Scores incident, but there are some pics of the UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION that she spoke of.

2 responses to “on this day in lohan history

  1. I belong from india ,state haryana.I am also a lohan but i can not believe on the history of this lohan lady because lohans are very sensible and cultured person. I think she must change her reputation

  2. chainedandperfumed

    She must! I agree!

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